Why do dudes walk around the gym lockeroom naked?

[Enfuego]

Why do old fat dudes in the fitness center lockeroom think it's ok to walk around stark naked?

I have a locker next to the scale and there's always dudes walking up naked as can be to stand on the scale. Despite a sign telling people to wear a towel when transiting to and from the shower it never stops.

Cover your junk please!

 

[TescoVee]

and stop using the blow dryer to dry your balls too.

i would never touch anything near the bathrooms. And thats at an upscale place

 

[fucnluc]

The better question is, why do people at the gym call you bro or anywhere for that matter.

when did 'bro' make it's comeback, I'm not your bro you fucking asshole jockstrap

 

[Enfuego]

I was tying my shoes one day in the lockeroom and an old man maybe in his 80's could not pull up his drawers. He actually asked me to help him pull up his drawers. I know it sounds mean but I couldn't do it. As I was telling him no an employee from the gym walked in and I told the old man the employee would help him.

I just couldn't bring myself to touching another man's shorts while they were still around his ankles. I still feel kind of bad to this day.

 

[kingbill]

Meh...Played on enough teams that another guys junk doesn't bother me...The one that gets me though is the old guy that sits near the dryer naked...Never see him work out...Just sittin naked by the dryer.

 

[Brock Landers]

and stop using the blow dryer to dry your balls too.
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Man, we all need to laugh every day like i just did when i read this LOLOLOL

 

[sportsbet]

Meh...The one that gets me though is the old guy that sits near the dryer naked...Never see him work out...Just sittin naked by the dryer.

That guy is everywhere.

sb

 

[Enfuego]

Now that I think about it do you know what else they do? They go in the sauna which is usually located adjacent to the lockeroom and they place their big ole' fat ass right on the bench and sit there naked for around 15-20 minutes.

I'm all for a good relaxing sit in the sauna but I can't sit around the campfire with 5 hotdogs swinging.

 

[joeyfitzclick]

Walk around the locker room naked...whatever.


However, if your gonna park your naked ass under the brightly lit vanity mirror for 15 minutes while you fucking shave, brush your teeth etc.. put a pair of bloody underpants on please.

:nopityA:

 

[punter]

The better question is, why do people at the gym call you bro or anywhere for that matter.

when did 'bro' make it's comeback, I'm not your bro you fucking asshole jockstrap

Cool with me cuz.

 

[steaktartar]

do push ups at home i think guys that go to the gym are closet homos

 

[punter]

do push ups at home i think guys that go to the gym are closet homos

My thoughts presisely. I did High School and College sports and Army games. I do not need to shower with members of my own sex.

 

[fhmesq44]

and stop using the blow dryer to dry your balls too.

i would never touch anything near the bathrooms. And thats at an upscale place

That is just dumb. A friend of mine dropped his 4 or 5 y/o son off in the day care at the gym one day. As they were leaving he had to go to the bathroom so his father brought him into the locker room to pee. The kid pees and as he is walking out wouldn't you know it, some ass clown is there with his foot on the sink all contorted drying his balls with a blow dryer. The kid stops, stares at him as my friend is trying to rush his son out of the locker room, points and yells at the guy "freak! Dad, what is that freak doing with the blow dryer?"

 

[steaktartar]

That is just dumb. A friend of mine dropped his 4 or 5 y/o son off in the day care at the gym one day. As they were leaving he had to go to the bathroom so his father brought him into the locker room to pee. The kid pees and as he is walking out wouldn't you know it, some ass clown is there with his foot on the sink all contorted drying his balls with a blow dryer. The kid stops, stares at him as my friend is trying to rush his son out of the locker room, points and yells at the guy "freak! Dad, what is that freak doing with the blow dryer?"

and when he sees his older sister use it around her head and face area hes gonna think............ahh forget it

 

[gynecologist]

I'm all for a good relaxing sit in the sauna but I can't sit around the campfire with 5 hotdogs swinging.

:lolBIG:

 

[royboy_3831]

and when he sees his older sister use it around her head and face area hes gonna think............ahh forget it

hahahahaha

 

[Enfuego]

My thoughts presisely. I did High School and College sports and Army games. I do not need to shower with members of my own sex.

Not talking about showering with other dudes here. I'm talking about me sitting on the bench tying my shoes or putting my bag in a locker and a 310 pound old man lumbering around the lockeroom butt naked with absolutely no care in the world. Guys like this will sit next to you naked and ask you about the weather or bend over with their ass in your face or whatever they just don't give a crap.

 

[WorldNumberOne]

Why do old fat dudes in the fitness center lockeroom think it's ok to walk around stark naked?

I have a locker next to the scale and there's always dudes walking up naked as can be to stand on the scale. Despite a sign telling people to wear a towel when transiting to and from the shower it never stops.

Cover your junk please!

come on.. dont act like you dont love it...

 

[gynecologist]

Like this guy LOL

Not talking about showering with other dudes here. I'm talking about me sitting on the bench tying my shoes or putting my bag in a locker and a 310 pound old man lumbering around the lockeroom butt naked with absolutely no care in the world. Guys like this will sit next to you naked and ask you about the weather or bend over with their ass in your face or whatever they just don't give a crap.

 

[Enfuego]

This is the same guy that calls my AA with 56 and catches the straight on the river.